Welcome to McDemo's http://www.mcdemos.com
Ever wanted to bring capitalism crashing down but can't get time off work to do it?
Wanna force liberal parliamentary democracy to bow it's corpulent head in shame but have to take the car into the garage AND do the shopping?
Do you get the urge to jab John Prescott with a stick till he cries like a fat girl but can't find a stick?
Then McDemo's is for you, we'll find the stick and do the jabbing! Let us demonstrate for you!
In this busy 24/7 world you often don't get the time to make your voice heard, so isn't it about time you contracted your protesting needs out?
We'll ruin multinationals while you relax with a cocktail by the pool. We'll force MPs from office while you catch up with Desperate Housewives on E4. Let us demonstrate for you!
We provide bespoke or off the peg demonstrations against governments, corporations and occasionally neighbours at a price to suit all pockets. No job to small or too big, from a discrete "boo" to a literally renting a mob, we cater for all your protesting needs!
Special introductory offer - The "Happy Demo"
A budget special available to the first 50 people who apply. You will get a demonstration of your choice in the designated area of the SOCPA zone, conducted by our experienced staff. We will fill in the paperwork and get permission for your demo from the police.
The demo will include a free personalised banner with a choice of slogans negotiated with yourself and our sales team. You will also get a photo of our staff carrying out your demonstration to keep as a beautiful reminder of the day you took on the man, via us. All of this at a Happy Demo price of £5!
To take advantage of the Happy Demo offer please send postal order or cheque (made out to McDEMOS) for £5 and send it along with your name, address, e mail contact details and details of your demo - title of demo, slogans you would like shouted, suggestions for banners, etc.  - to:
Phil McIntyre Entertainment Ltd
35 Soho Square
Please write on the outside of the envelope "McDemo's special offer".
Introducing the "Value Demo".
For 99p we will do a 30 second demo, complete with slogan and chanting in Parliament Square . To take advantage of the Value Demo just follow the instructions for ordering a Happy Demo but write the cheque for 99p and write VALUE DEMO on the envelope.
 Protest songs are available but there is a surcharge.
 Slogans will be written on easy wipe boards and held aloft for 30 seconds. Please note there is no personalised banner or commemorative photo in the Value Demo.
McDemo's creators are Tracey Moberly, Tony Pletts and Mark Thomas
Have a nice day!
Problems? Questions? Contact us.
http://www.McDemo's is a protest solutions company (06153817) registered at Companies House UK