[The Truth is Written on the Toilet Wall]

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01.A.IMG_5858.v0_t.gif 01.B.love_defence_t.gif Parliament Square LOVE DEFENCE 'Those I fight I do not hate, those I defend I do not love.'
02.A.IMG_5862.v0_t.gif 02.B.smash_t.gif Cafe Nero, Portcullis House, 1-2, Bridge Street, London SW1 2JR BRING BACK SMASH 'Everybody knows that Jezo loves mashed potatoes'
18.B.malcom_t.gif Millbank Tv Studios (SKY/BBC), Millbank SW1 PUT MALCOM BACK INTO THE TOP 10 OF NAMES 'And so begins the flowering of a beautiful relationship, will Malcom ever be hers'
13.A..v0_t.gif 13.B.First_names_t.gif 13.C.IMG_5991_t.gif M15, Thames House, Embankment SW1 USE FIRST NAMES TWICE 'Say my name'
04.A.IMG_5887.v0_t.gif 04.B.fish_t.gif 04.C.IMG_6000_t.gif Department For Environment, Food & Rural Affairs, Nobel House, 17, Smith Square, London SW1 3JR GENETIC MODIFICATION FOR FISH SMELLS 'Karen Pearson smells of fish'
15.A.IMG_5926.v0_t.gif 15.B.male_circumcision_t.gif 15.C.aIMG_6012.v0_t.gif 15.C.bIMG_6011_t.gif TA Centre, 95, Horseferry Road, London SW1 MAKE MALE CIRCUMCISION COMPULSORY 'Kill all foreskins'
14.A.MG_5924.v0_t.gif 14.B.AndyP_TurnerPrize_t.gif 14.C.IMG_6021_t.gif Horse Ferry Road magistrates Court, Hoorseferry Road, London SW1 ANDY.P. TURNER PRIZE 2010 'Andy.P. Turner Prize 2010'
03.A.IMG_5880.v0_t.gif 03.B.box_t.gif 03.C.IMG_6029_t.gif Home Office, Marsham Street, Horseferry Road, London SW1 MORE BOX DESIGNS 4 SPECIAL ITEMS 'I lost my virginity but I still have the box it came in'
11.A.IMG_5914.v0_t.gif 11.B.summer_clocks_t.gif 11.C.aIMG_6037.v0_t.gif 11.C.bIMG_6038.v0_t.gif Department of Transport, Horseferry Road, London SW1 CHANGE BRITISH SUMMERTIME CLOCKS 2 HOURS FORWARD 'Let there be light'
19.B.tear_artwork_t.gif 19.C.IMG_6048_t.gif Channel 4, Horseferry Road, London SW1 USE REAL TEARS IN MODERN WORK 'Crying is a work of art'
09.A.IMG_5904.v0_t.gif 09.B.enjoy_visual_t.gif 09.C.bIMG_6075_t.gif 09.C.cIMG_6076_t.gif Department of Education & Skills, Great Smith Street, London SW1P 3BT STOP THINKING ENJOY VISUAL 'Stop thinking enjoy visual'
06.A.IMG_5895.v0_t.gif 06.B.boycott_myspace_t.gif 06.C.aIMG_6156.v0_t.gif 06.C.bIMG_6159.v0_t.gif The Air League, Aviation Consultants Head Office, Broadway House, Tothill Street, London SW1H 9NS BYCOTT MY SPACE 'Boycott Myspace'
07.A.IMG_5898.v0_t.gif 07.B.haitian_pig_t.gif 07.C.aIMG_6074_t.gif 07.C.bIMG_6083_t.gif Department of Trade & Industry 19, Victorian St; London SW1H 0ET BRING BACK THE HAITIAN PIG 'Voodou vodou'
12.A.IMG_5916.v0_t.gif 12.B.room_measurements_t.gif 12.C.aIMG_6061.v0_t.gif 12.C.bIMG_6062.v0_t.gif New Scotland Yard, The Broadway, London SW1 MAKE ALL MEASUREMENTS COMPULSORY ABOVE DOORWAYS 'This room is 2' 7" wide 6'1" long 8' 3/4" high'
17.B.Hanky_knots_t.gif 17.C.IMG_6135.v0_t.gif Department of Health, Work & Pensions, Richmond House, 79, Whitehall, London SW1 MORE KNOTS IN HANKYS 'To remember is not to forget'
10.A.IMG_5907.v0_t.gif 10.B.TB_Disease_t.gif 10.C.aIMG_6095_t.gif 10.C.bIMG_6094_t.gif 10, Downing Street, London SW1 ERADICATE T.B. AS A WESTERN DISEASE 'Tony Blair you've got worms under your skin'
16.A.IMG_5929.v0_t.gif 16.B.small_pens_t.gif 16.C.aIMG_6144.v0_t.gif 16.C.bIMG_6143.v0_t.gif The Treasury, Whitehall, London SW1 ENCOURAGE SMALL PEN USE Big Pen = Small Cock
05.A.IMG_5893.v0_t.gif 05.B.crem_Urns_t.gif 05.C.IMG_6125.v0_t.gif Ministry of Defence, Whitehall, London SW1 REDUCE THE PRICE OF CREMATION URNS 'Soon we will all be dust'
08.A.IMG_5900.v0_t.gif 08.B.liberate_horses_t.gif 08.C.aIMG_6162_t.gif Boadicea's Charriot, N.E.Side Westminster Bridge, London SW1 LIBERATE THE STABLED HORSES 'Make me think by any means necessary'
20.A.cuteness.500_t.gif 20.B.cuteness_t.gif Parliament Square ENCOURAGE CUTENESS 'Remember, no matter how cute he is, somewhere, some girl is tired of taking his shit.'